Parashat Hashavua

Portion Toledote – Brotherly Confusion – the Nice or the Good

Portion Toledote – Brotherly Confusion – the Nice or the Good

The portion starts off with the birth of twin boys to Isaac and Rebecca. It immediately follows with their first joint business deal which goes bad later.

TWINS ain't the PROBLEM – it's the World View that the Almighty sent Abraham to fix!

Imagine having twins 3000 years before Pampers - not at all easy to deal with.
 
And the local ruler-madman Nimrod becomes the role-model for one (Esau), while the other brother (Jacob) is influenced by the High Priest of the Almighty (Malki-Tzedek – see in the earlier portion).

 

Isaac says "I am going to die, so I want to bless my children first." This causes another level of hatred between the brothers!

What's nice, and what's good. 
 
Esau is nice to his Dad.
 
Jacob listens to his Mom, Respects his Dad - and tries for years to not be led into a war with his brother.
 
The Hidden Torah – Kabala – gives us hints – on How to Maximize the Good in a tough world.
 
Early Hassidic Rebbes tried to bring to us as the Inspiration Needed to Help Judaism Fix World Hatred.

 

When our great, great grandmother – Isaac's holy wife Rebecca'- finds a way to calm things for some years, we hope the competitiveness is resolved – but look at the world today. Competition at the World Cup sports in Qatar is a healing? So why no kosher food is allowed for 10000 Jewish sports fans? 
Who bombed Ukraine to be without power for the winter? And
Look at all the mass shootings in the US last week!

 So this week let's learn a little bit from Rebbe Elimelech from Lizensk (very dear to me

 

 because this week I finished another Hebrew draft of my version of Ohel Elimelech – adapted from the Sefer Ohel Elimelech - stories of Rebbe Elimelech of Lizensk  

Rebbe Elimelech talks in a number of places about physical versus spiritual needs in the world – not to denigrate either approach or need – or want.

According to the Kabala interpreted by the Rebbe – there is a SPIRITUAL value or aspect in every PHYSICAL thing or action. Esau says "who needs that – who needs to carry on the traditions from Abraham and Isaac" (until later when he missed the boat, as it were). He says "I have a lot".

Jacob says "I have everything" – even the spirituality you (Esau) need to give life-energy to your physical existence". 
According to Reb Elimelech: Today: You want to win at the World Cup? How? Without spiritual energy, Russia, Ukraine, Arab countries – and also the West – will decline and disintegrate.

Imagine if the Israeli and Chabad visitors made a nice KOSHER Shabbat meal in Doha, Qatar and invited THIS SHABBAT all the world leaders to participate…

Who knows.

 

Shabbat Shalom,

 

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

 
 

Portion ChaYay SaRah: When is LIFE and What is DEATH? (in a nutshell)

Portion ChaYay SaRah: When is LIFE and What is DEATH? (in a nutshell)

In this Portion: Life in Abraham's World after the Passing on of Sarah…

A friend of mine passed out last Friday Night at Kiddush. Scared his family. Went to the hospital. Thank G-d he is out – and it may not have been "much". But who knows?

A few hours ago (Tuesday morning in Israel) a terrorist stabbed a few Israeli people and shot a few people –leaving  3 murdered and 4 serious cases in the hospital. It was near a place where 5000 Arab workers and a few thousand Israelis work together in HARMONY. So ???

And mass killings in the good old USA?

What do you do If you are the new government of Israel? Do you listen to the American administration telling you to keep investigating one journalist killed in the middle of a firefight a few months ago – or find out who drove the LATEST terrorist to the scene of his crime?

And the CRYTO billionaire who crashed – bankrupt  after funneling millions to politicians – some of whom ignore the Taylor Force Act which is supposed t stop "pay for slay " here?

Really, now!

Abraham teaches THE WORLD what is righteous. And he looks out for ALL his children.

Isaac (who in this Portion finally gets married) - teaches love of family.

So where in the world do we get … Okay – Babelon  … NOAH … CAIN AND ABLE  … SODOM…

So in the next few Portions –

We will see that  Jacob teaches wisdom and tenacity in the face of – yes - hatred…

Rabbi Finkelstein spoke this week about praying for the individual – and the wider community!

He spoke  at the Shiva for Dina Englander –

A wonderful woman wife mother friend –

And a lady who made over 100 matches – not asking any reward or "agency fee"!

Starting holy Jewish families in Israel! Like Abraham ' s legacy.

May we all learn the skills to finally bring HARMONY TO THE WORLD.

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Lech Lecha

Portion Lech Lecha - Abraham inside and outside and the Other Side
 
He was known as "from the other side":
  "Ivri " - to G d ,
Ivri to Us (from this parsha) ,
and the Archaeologists translated papyrii talking of the "apiru".
 
He stood across from all the idol worshippers of the world.
 
 
So Abraham comea to Canaan - from across the river
 
Who was he before - and them after he arrives?
 
Rav Hirshler explains the word "nah tah tee " in the portion - given - to Abraham:
 
That Israel is ours already from the 6 days of creation - given to us by Divine Design - and just being here changes us. And Abraham?
 
But what did Hashem give us exactly?
 
According to Rabbi moshe tzvi neriya, for Avram Abinu,
 
The obvious Holiness was not yet clear. 

But Rav Hirshler

 says it dependss on US seeing

The Holiness

So what did our ancestor Avram 

(Abraham in English) 

see?

  Only the hidden holiness

And he gloried in the secret holinesd

 And built an alter to worship the Almighty

But later G-d says

"Traverse the Land"

After he travelled the Land
 
Its Holiness was clear - despite the challenges
 
so when did Abraham change - or did he
?
Or was Torah and G d revealed to him early on? Maybe he is our forfather because he didn't have to change.
!
Just open his eyes
And see the potential
For growing a Holy People
.
He was the First in History to do Major Kindness and Morality
!
Just read our Torah! Others Wage war - while Abraham teaches kindness and rescues people
!
 
He is the great Role Model of Judaism
 
And for humanity
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Noah - How to Dance in Two Weddings at One Time

 Portion Noah - How to Dance in Two Weddings at One Time
 
 
Please note the below cartoon is from my friend Ernie
- and it makes a political statement with humor-
 
Did Noah dance before the flood or aftr - or both?
 
Or did he dance on Two Sides of the Ocean that his boat crossed?
 
What portions of the Torah
Do you believe - or want to believe?
 
Here is some recent finding to validate parts of bible history !
Wed, October 26, 2022 at 2:36 PM  BAGHDAD (AP) — Archaeologists in northern Iraq last week unearthed 2,700-year-old rock carvings featuring war scenes and trees from the Assyrian Empire, an archaeologist said Wednesday.

The carvings on marble slabs were discovered by a team of experts ... working to restore the site of the ancient Mashki Gate, which was bulldozed by Islamic State group militants in 2016 ..... (they were) surprised by discovering “eight murals with inscriptions, decorative drawings and writings.... in one of the largest gates of Nineveh, an ancient Assyrian city

(Remember the Jonah story as well as King Hezekiah and Isaiah stories).

 The discovered carvings show, among other things, a fighter preparing to fire an arrow while others show palm trees.

“The writings show that these murals were built or made during the reign of King Sanecherib who ruled from 705 to 681 BC (and exiled the 10 tribes of Northern Israel but could not conquer Jerusalem - despite some of his claims).

The Islamic State group overran large parts of Iraq and Syria in 2014 and carried out a campaign of systematic destruction of invaluable archaeological sites in both countries. The extremists vandalized museums and destroyed major archaeological sites in their fervor to erase history across the country, where Sumerians, Babylonian and Assyrian (and JEWS) once lived - including ABRAHAM   AND  Mordechai and Esther and MANY EXILED JEWS

Back to Noah -
 
 
How did he dance on One wedding and Make it Look Like 2?
 
Or did Noah CHANGE after the flood (when he got drunk?
 
We need to look at ancient Medrashim, because
 
the medrash said he took with him on the Ark
 vines to plant grapes the minute the flood would be over,
and
another medrash said he planted them only when he saw the devastation and losses after the flood Which Changed Him!
 
A friend of mine recalled as a child seeing waves - after a hurricane -
and being frightened for people in the water.
 
Things like the above should add to one's BibleBeliefQuotient...
 
Rabbi Carlebach said the tragedy of Noah was that he
Did Not Cry enough! Or maybe his kids just didn't listen...
 
Leaving us with need for the below cartoon.
 
As the HAFtorah we read this shabbat implies - from the prophegt Isaiah
 
that we need to look at the flood as a GIFT - (a teaching tool?) As
 
another chance after a perverse world which corrupted everything
to Start to Correct Things!
 
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion BeRay Sheet - point curve and Deflect

 Portion BeRay Sheet - point curve and Deflect
 
(Inspired by Rabbi Moshe Tzvi Neriya
And Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach)
 
Tell me please - 
 
Does this week's title sound like battle plans in the Ukraine War?
Or a fencing lesson?
 
So the portion starts
 
Everything was CHAOS
 
and then the Almighty said
"Let there be light".
 
If you were the Almighty, thinking 
millions would read "The Book - the Bible" -
 
how would YOU re-write the Creation Story of this Portion?
Not start with LIGHT?
 
Would you try to re-create this  CRAZY world of ours
(Or only Russia)?
Would you be
Thinking of whats important for the survival of the world past 2022?
 
Eliminate plastic bags?
Make every car "a Tesla"?
Give everyone a garden to grow their own food?
 
And - What did Adam worry about? (the "first thinking human")
 
In a Hidden Medrash Parable it says "Adam Saw 2 not 3 - and so he sinned."
He just saw himself and Eve.
So what?
 
One explanation was "he did not know he would have to invite guests". Invite  
Who?
 
NOAH had guests - all the Animals -
But Adam was limiting his view of The Creation.
 
But getting back to:
 
Chaos!
 
Imagine if everyone drove their autos with their eyes closed! CHAOS!
 
So the Almighty creates double yellow lines, and self driving cars. 
And the whole world is ALL straight lines.
 
And traffic rules.
 
BUT CROSSING THE STREETS???AND TURNS ? 
CRASH!!
 
SO G-D CREATES CURVES
 
Mercifully, so that right tutns are possible.
 
On a Simple mathematical-personal level,
Straight is okay.
 
But Rabbi Neria tries to explain 
 
how to look at Creation and respect the Almighty's perspective -
 
He created curves
Since we are ALL
 
Like bumper car drivers!
 
The Almighty created our world
Embued with curves
 
Those skills and armor to deflect conflict.
 
 
Shabbat Shalom - and Health and Blessings to All
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
תשובהתשובה לכולםהעברה

Portion Haazinu forward from Newark on the way to Israel‏‏

Portion Haazinu forward from Newark on the way to Israel

When poetically describing the Jews’ rebelling against G-d, Moshe says, “And Yeshurun became fat and kicked [rebelled]…” (32:15). Why are the Jews called “Yeshurun,” and what does it mean that they became fat?

Rav S. R. Hirsch suggests that the Jews are called “Yeshurun” because its root is “Yashar,” or “straight.” This name symbolizes the idea that people think they are doing the right thing even while forsaking their responsibilities and heritage. Instead of using their G-d-given gifts to do good, they hoard them and become “fat” with resources. Taking the symbolism in the passuk one step further, we can understand why the word “kicked” is used to refer to the people’s rebelling; legs that are meant to move forward are instead used to kick away opportunities or resources to do good. The symbolism is vivid as it is poignant – when we are given gifts, rather than hoard them for ourselves, we are meant to use them to help others and spread kindness.

Shlomo Ressler

Portion vaYay Lech - Where did Moses really go - and Why?

 
Portion vaYay Lech - Where did Moses really go - and Why?
 
 
In this Portion, Moses is soon to leave this world,
and he is getting ready for his final song and final speech in front of all the Israelites.
 
The Torah Writes: "And Moses went" (Deut. 31:1)  Question: Where did he go?
 
One Answer sometimes given is:
The tent of Moses was outside the camp of the Israelites. When Moses desired to gather the people, he would have the trumpets blown (see Numbers 10:7) for them to gather
 
BUT On this day, his last day on earth, it would not be fitting to display the trappings of royalty, so Moses simply walked into the camp to address the people.

 

Others explain that Moses purposely displayed his physical stamina by energetically walking in front of the people. Showing that he was physically fit at the age of 120.
Then, his next words, "I am unable to go out and come in," refer to his limits in changing Torah.
 
When the gates of Torah were closed, Moses had no desire to live. (The great Rabbi Boruch Ber Lebowitz of Kaminetz (in Lithuania) heard someone proclaim, "Without Torah we cannot live!" The rabbi reportedly exclaimed, "And even if we could - who would want to?!")

 


So - Was Moses fulfilled? Or was he maybe angry or upset about not being allowed into Israel? NO WAY!
Moses lived By Force of Dedication to Purpose 
 
And so HE ADDS A NEW MITZVA even at this late date:
 
Hakhel - that every 7 years the whole people must come up to the Temple,
 to hear the reading of the Torah.
 
May we all merit to hear the King read from His Torah!
 

 

 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Portion Nitzavim and: Impersonating the Chuka Chuka Rebbe - on Rosh Hashono?

Portion Nitzavim and: Impersonating the Chuka Chuka Rebbe - on Rosh Hashono?

 

From my first book/first printing:

So let's try to understand this. One week Reb Shlomo Carlebach would say "let this upcoming Shabbos be the greatest Shabbat you ever had!" and

Then the next week Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach would say "let THIS UPcoming Shabbos be the greatest Shabbat you ever had!"

How could he say that every week? And really mean it yet!?!?

Well, just because that's the way it SHOULD BE! And it CAN be so.

With just a little learning and a little effort we can make every Shabbos better than the one before, and make every day better than the one before!

And In Portion Nitzavim Moses says: "everyone HAS to be there" -

That's the key- by inviting guests and talking about shabbat joy!

The Talmud talks about it – but the Talmud doesn't always make you FEEL how close it is to you.

You need a spark! And Reb Shlomo lit a lot of sparks.

(May his memory be blessed)

Sparks To help us learn to make a GREAT Shabbos

Every week

And especially to round off the year.

 

And yet
there are so many things and people to pray for,

and so many ways to do it,
and there's no time like the current time - and on Rosh Hashono.

Let's have a little real caring healthy New Year

Kesiva VA Chasima Tova

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

(After consulting With Doctor Garfinkle,
Based on Doctor Mosbe Rothkopfs' Version

 

Portion Key Tavo

Portion Key Tavo
 
Overview of the Portion - from Lakewood -NJ:
 
It teaches us - Hey - the Land is 
Going to be Good - so Enter Israel!!
 
And
 
 give thanks when your fruits blossom!!!
And
That our forebears bought the land and worked it, and
 
Made peace treaties with whomever in the world would try for peace!
 
 
And later the Almighty reminds us to remind ourselves-
 
Putting up Stone Signs - when  we Cross that River Jordan!
 
Remember how the Almighty helped us cross the desert to
Get to that land!
 
BUT forgetting brings its own Curses 
 
if OIY!!!
 
if you won't believe how you got to where you are.
 
Just look what the Almighty did to Egypt!!
 
AND TODAY?
 
There is still the Stones of the Jordan
 
as a
Warning to the hashemites of Jordan - and beyond Jordan
That
 
The blessings and the curses are for the World to remember.
 
That as Rosh Hashono approaches
 
And we start a new year soon
 
Israel is the Gift of the Almighty
 
And the little spirit of Israel in each of us-
 
A little Holiness-
 
Is a gift to all the World
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Key TayTzay- life and Times of Rabbi Akiva was in - Tel Aviv?

Portion Key TayTzay- life and Times of Rabbi Akiva was in - Tel Aviv?
 
 
The portion starts out "When you fo to war" ...
 
Yesterday Israel security forces in Tel Aviv arrested an Arab who had a machine gun and two pipe bombs  
 
He recently was released after serving 4 months in prison  for carrying a concealed weapon in a public place
Where do they get machine guns? The US gives them and trains "Palestinian Police"!
 
Thank G-d he was caught on his way before he could  kill people in Tel Aviv 
 
Being so close to Rosh HaShono - in Shul we hear the Daily Shofar - a Wake up Call ...
"Return to who you were once before..." sang Rabbi Carlebach -
Before being bombarded by media and movements and "world culture - of terrorists and apologists"
 
Rachel - wife of Rabbi Akiva - gave of herself so a great potential could become a great world force
 
Their Daughter was saved by charity - feeding a poor person thereby delaying her wedding ceremony,
she stuck her hairpins in a hole inthe wall and went to the kitchen to get the man some food -
and when she came back -
 
they both saw the hairpins had been stuck in the eyes of a snake -
which could have killed them both!
 
Yes Rabbi Akiva lived part of his life near Tel Aviv,
but the Romans took his life when he was teaching in Tiberias -
at the Sea of Galilee - 
for being a leader in the revolt against Rome
(which was successful for 3 years - the only successful revolt in Rome's history)
(in those days MOST Rabbis Ran from the Romans )
 
But he left us with a couple of holy children
some holy stories
and Genius Insights into the Torah
- which I hope to teach a bit - in New York starting next week -
thru Yom Kippur
 
Love Health Wisdom - 
and
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz