Parashat Hashavua

Portion R Aiy - Holy Women, BATMAN

 Portion R Aiy  - Holy Women, BATMAN
 
(dedicated to the couples whose weddings I will be attending in the next couple of weeks)
 
The portion starts off warning us Israelites against false prophets 
and against being led astray from our closeness ( to the L-rd and to EACH OTHER)
 
The Almighty brought us out of Egypt and does so many wonderous things - 
see the Blessings he has given us !!!
 
Then the portion sends us Mitzvas  ...  and tops it off with Holiday Celebration details!
 
The Great Commentator Rashi explains about one mitzva in this portion
 
"It is a special Mitzva to DECLARE a firstborn domesticated animal HOLY- Kadosh"
 
So too at a wedding we call the ceremony Kidushin and the groom DECLARES to the bride
"you are CONSECRATED to me (meKuDeshet)" - a HOLY woman
 
CONSECRATION says Rashi REQUIRES you to SAY IT OUT LOUD
 
MAKE a STATEMENT in this world that THERE IS HOLINESS
 
In a marriage 
and in every child 
even a newborn animal
there is a cause to celebrate-
and in everything we are blessed with -
which should give us reason to celebrate
 
Don't be led astray by those who may want to drain the holiness or the excitement from you
 
As Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach used to say
"Mr Devil says - yeah it's nice but it won't last ..."
 
But Rashi TEACHES US - declare how every little thing is Holy and how to
connect it to the Holy Shabbos
and MAKE it LAST
 
And you will ALWAYS have things to celebrate ...
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Eykev - hunger in the world? Pray after eating a heavy meal on Yom Kippur!‏

Portion Eykev - hunger in the world? Pray after eating a heavy meal on Yom Kippur!‏
 
Only inJewish Law!
 
The Law says one has to say Grace After Meals ( Birchat Hamazon  ) 
if you eat a meal on the Holy Fast Day of Yom Kippur.
 
My first child was about to be born on Yom Kippur.
I went to the synagogue on the corner to pray a bit but my friends sent me home.
The LAW says a woman starting labor needs to drink - 
and there is no basis for the husband to delay going to the hospital!
 
In this week's portion we are told by the Almighty
"You will eat and be satisfied and you will bless the L.rd your G.d"
 
Thanks.
IT is one of those things that Make Us Human! My daughter wanted to feed a kitten today but the kitten just wanted to play.
 
The Sefer ha Chinuch (not Chanoch my name) declares this a Doraita Mitzva -
commanded directly by the Almighty - for after eating a full meal
 
Many rabbis later added making  ALL blessings for thanks.
 
Their purpose seems to be to get us consistantly to GIVE THANKS
 
So even those that are diabetic hypoglycemic or whatever - if they eat on Yom Kippur 
 
for ANY reason
 
should say AT LEAST THE BASIC THANK YOU GRACE:
 
Brich Racha mana Malka D Alma Mari D Hai PITA (even if it is rye bread). 
    
  (thank you ruler of the world for this food)
    
Rav Shlomo Carlebach used to sing the words of the prophets:
 "there will be a hunger in the world ... not a hunger for bread ... not a thirst
for water ... but to Hear the Words of the Almighty"
 
Rabbi Neria (zatzal) wrote (and I paraphrase) 
"food (or its lack ... or feeling its deprivation) 
can turn people into animals
 
and so the Torah teaches us THE ACT OF THANKS CAN KEEP US HUMAN
 
WHICH IS WHY WE WERE CREATED HUMANS not animals or angels ...
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Va EtChaNan ... Take em Out Take em Out...

Portion Va EtChaNan ... Take em Out Take em Out...
 
While the Fifth of the Five Books packs in so many things
And this portion as well is packed with
 
Shema Yisrael
Ten Commandments
History and Warnings
and
Just think : 
we are over 500 years after he Jews were thrown out of Spain on Tisha Baה
(which we commemorated by fasting his week)
and
There are also especially the promises we should rememeber:(see chap 4 verses 32-40)

 
Remember: theTorah speaks to us all every day and in the portion
 
It says that we must remember how the Almighty Took Us out of Egypt... and says
 
"has anyone (ever) seen such a thing ? ... Taking a nation out of the surrounding Nation ..."
 
So what you might ask?
 
But it is NOT about leaving Egypt - but about TODAY AS WELL!
 
Hashem will take you out! Now! like then ... WHAT?
 
I was just with a group of returning Jews in Central America.
 
Some were descended from Jews who were pirates in the Caribbean
 
Others joined in Jewish practices in he last few years
 
 
Those ejected from Spain 500 years ago this week!
 
SO TOO WILL THE ALMIGHTY EXTRACT US FROM OUR ISRAELITE EXILE
 
A FEW HERE A FEW THERE
 
So the Torah speaks to all of us - every day every week
 
And it was  great honor to be a small part of Hashem's promise to Israel
 
and work with his orders to us in such a clear way.
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Devarim when 1000 is not a number

Portion Devarim when 1000 is not a number
 
 
In this portion Moses blesses וus all with a blessing to Israel to "become 1000 times"
 
And moses follows it saying "and the Almighty will give you his blessings too"
 
Most of the commentaries keep it numerical:
 
That israel should become 1000 times its desert population
 
And that Hashems blessing is unlimited in number
 
But if we look beyond the straight translation
 
And look back and forward in history for the hidden meaning
 
It might be a blessing that
 
1000 times we might be struck down like on Tisba Bav 
but 1000 we bounce back
 
And 1000 blessings our people have bestowed on the world
like the idea of liberty from slavery: AND
 
through  our geniuses like medical
and science (and NOBEL) prize winnners
 
And 1000 places in e world where our people 
may have been scattered to and have STILL
enlightened those around them
 
and 1000 blessings like the great Rabbi Akiva and the Lubavitcher Rebbe
( 2000 years apart    )
  And  1000 great moral leaders
who remain the 
The moral standard bearers
 
in a world often bought off or lured off course by short
term glitz and spins and PR marketing
 
Mose's 1000  times blessing is maybe on our impact on the world around us 
 
And his reminder of 
the Almighty' s blessing maybe is to show us the whole path of the Blessings of Israel
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

portion matos masei IS YOUR TEMPLE BURNING or your HEART?

portion matos masei  IS YOUR TEMPLE BURNING or your HEART?
 
 
We all love inspiration even though our people is supposed to mourn the Great Temple during this period
 
In this double portion Mohe Rabaynu looks over. His flock 
 
and reviews what he needs to inspire the people
because 
 They soon will start a NEW journey into the Promised Land and face new challenges
 
I am writing this from the small Jewish community in Nicaragua and I must say they face every conceivable challlenge 
 
but they are inspired by all things Jewish in 2017
 
 including the Torah they study over the INTERNET!
  Amazing  and so inspirational to me coming from Israel!!!
 
 The holy Torah teaches us both commandments and stories
 
 And our lives are both
 
 And our legacies are both
 
 And SHABBAT is BOTH
 
SO while we are mourning the destruction of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem this 3 weeks
 
I just read about something that can be a sad item or can be inspirational
 
A director of excavations on behalf of the Israel Antiquities Authority (IAA), said of a giant reservoir from the First Temple Period just discoverd
that
 “it is difficult not to be impressed by the sight of the immense underground reservoir quarried out so many years ago.” 
( while Professors want to impress -
good teachers want to INSPIRE!)
 I am inspired that 3000 years later we find a project that PROVIDED PURE WATER TO THE AREA WHERE I NOW LIVE!!!
The excavations reveal that the reservoir was built beneath a large structure with walls that are all nearly 50 meters long. Some of the potsherds found on the floors of the rooms probably belonged to vessels used to draw water from the reservoir.
Researchers believe that it is highly likely that the structure and the reservoir were built at the end of the Iron Age, the late 8th or early 7th century BCE. 
While the building was abandoned during the Persian period, the reservoir was still in use until modern times.
 
SO TOO THE WORDS AND ACTIONS OF MOSES as we see in the portion
 
 AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS CAREER 
 
FINDS TIME TO ORGANIZE WEDDINGS FOR 5 ORPHANS 
 
AND THE TORAH RECORDS THIS AT THE END AND HEIGHT OF THE FOURTH BOOK OF THE TORAH
 
AND WE SAY CHAZAK CHAZK V NIT CHAZEK meaning
 
BE STRONG AnD INSPIRED
 
 
 Shabat Shalom
 
 Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portio Pinchas: Why Partyat the Temple

Portio Pinchas: Why Partyat the Temple
 

The latter part of the portion describes the Public National Sacrifies for Each Jewish Holiday.
 
An interesting insight is that the 
People are told 
(but not here)
to Visit Jerusalem during our holidays and bring their own 
Personal Sacrifices ... 
and bar.b.que - and share with friends and family!
 
The connection is clear ... that we should have our parties in a place of sanctity
 
With connectedness to ALL our people, public and private sacrifices TOGETHER
 
In a surrounding of majesty love and hope for our TOGETHER FUTURE.
 
In the seventies and in college I remember seeing a lot of dark-side strobe light revolutionary gatherings
- and also the bright side of gatherings in Synagogues.
 
While youth in the crazy world around us sometimes joins in anti-this-and-that-
and protest and revolt
 
There is nothing more spiritually uplifting FOR ALL AGES - 
and life enhancing 
than being connected to majesty with wisdom as where we celebrated - and celebrate TODAY AGAIN
the atmosphere of the HOLINESS in Jerusalem-
around our whole holiday cycle
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Balak -Talking Donkey, Red Herring (uh Heifer), Sink Holes and – Holiness?

Portion Balak -Talking Donkey, Red Herring (uh Heifer), Sink Holes and – Holiness?
 
What More could you ask for in a 40-year desert adventure?
 
This week the commentary Rashi (Rabbi and Vintner from 800-years-ago-France) tries to explain WHAT Bilam's talking donkey said – but not WHY the Torah put this story in here!
 
In the last few weeks' Torah Portions we hear of LARGER THAN LIFE miracles or events.
 
They are part of the FABRIC of our TORAH LIFE!
 
Whatever happened there in the desert happens to us all in different ways – and as King David Wrote so long ago "Hayeenu K cholmim" (we are like dreamers) –
 
Because  Strange Reality happens all around us and even as we sleep!
 
There is life in every animal and a miracle in every sink hole (and pot hole) – 
 
and if we remember that the Red Heifer Mitzva was given to us (last week's portion)
to "clean up our act (spiritually as well) 
 
and here (this week's portion shows) evil Bilam is acting like a donkey …
 
And that there are pitfalls (even sink holes) in life but
 
if we don't complain about them
 
but turn them into flowers and almond trees – 
 
what a healthy life the Torah is Teaching us to LIVE.
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Chukat - "So you 3 had a pretty good run ...huh ... Moses Aron and Miriam..."

Portion Chukat - "So you 3 had a pretty good run ...huh ...  Moses Aron and Miriam..."
 
When Joshua is about to enter Israel the Almighty appears to him and says the 
same words that Moshe Rabaynu used to Bless Joshua with Leadership of Israel -
 
"Chazak ... Chazak... Chazak ..." (said it 3 times) (Chazak means be strong)
 
MAYBE Joshua was in doubt of his ability to lead the cantankerous Israelites -
 
And maybe he wished he had a Miriam and an Aron to help out like Moses!
 
So he hears from the L-rd THREE blessings to BE STRONG !!! Strong like the THREE LEADERS!
 
We need to hear what the portion is telling us this week-
(and what the Almighty sends)
 
sanctify yourselves with the Red Heiffer ...(FAITH)
stear clear of death (a whole nother lecture)
honor those great leaders who came before you
(Aron and Miriam both pass on in this portion - and the Israelites wept)
 
Moses sends word to our cousins Edom - but they don't let us pass thru to Israel
 
then 
 
THE ISRAELITES then send word to the other nations surrounding Canaan -
and they don't let us through-
 
So we the ISRAELITES defeat them in Jordan and the Golan Heights.
 
Gotta be Joshua the leader - still under guidance of Moshe Rabaynu ...
with the support of All the People of Israel
 
May we be blessed CHAZAK and may we protect the whole People of Israel
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion SheLach - Why I Spy and Wind Up Dry

Portion SheLach - Why I Spy and Wind Up Dry
 
 
Who volunteered to go spy for Moses? And
 
What was their REAL plan? Did some of them plan to check things out,
and just STAY in Canaan if things looked GOOD to them - like Moses had described - and forget the rest of the nation?
 
What happened to them so that they came back and told everyone to stay in the desert?
 
There are many theories - but I have one which follows on the thoughts of my Master Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach.
 
He said " the spies just didn't see the REAL Israel, The REAL Potential, the TRUE Holiness"
 
(I always tell people to come to Israel NOT for the beautiful beaches but for the Holy Sweet people and the Torah...)
 
Maybe Moses sent Joshua with the others - his faithful second-in-command - 
because he KNEW the others were NOT only interested in THE NATION OF ISRAEL-
but that JOSHUA had eyes SEEKING HOLINESS AND GOODNESS and the WELFARE OF THE NATION.
 
But despite the miracles of G-d saving them from Egypt
and despite the 10 Commandments and Sinai
and the Manna and Miriam's well-
MOST of the people forgot WHAT THEY THEMSELVES HAD SEEN-
and followed the lead of the 10 spies and decided NOT to go to Israel -
and so they died in the dry dry desert and never taste the clean spring waters of Israel!
 
Only Joshua and Calev say "
we saw the land is good - let's take our gift from the Almighty"-
and they lead our ancestors into Israel
 
and the Milk and Honey and the peace (whenever our ancestors followed the Rules of the Almighty).
 
So maybe we need more (all) Jews to visit Israel and see the beauty of the Holiness in Israel
and refresh themselves from our Israelite holy heritage.
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Korach - Leaders Rebels Peace and Perfection

Portion Korach - Leaders Rebels Peace and Perfection
   
Are there any, REALLY? LEADERS rebels etc.
 
I once heard a lecture from a PhD psychologist about
"leadership" - which really was ridiculous
 
in my graduate studies I took courses in MANAGEMENT which
covered all the leadership research of 50 years -  
 
and not one study or finding was mentioned by the person who gave
the "lecture"
 
In Yeshiva High School I had a Rock Band - it was under the
radar of the Rabbis - 
 so maybe I was a little rebel but I have ALWAYS prayed with a minyan - even in the afternoons
and even in SUMMERTIME . 
 
Rebels also need to be part of their community or they are just crackpots.
 
And Leaders - true Leaders have to know who and where things a trending - or they will
lose their followings.
 
Rebels are not leaders - but they sometimes set trends.
 
Today there are danger signs in the world - that many of the world
leaders seem to be ignoring. So maybe they need  to study this Tora Portion!
 
Moshe Rabaynu - Moses -
 
 did not miss what was going on (trends) -  not in Egypt and not in the desert - 
and
not in Canaan - where Israel was to settle.
 
He led the Israelites from one hot spot (joke intended) to another and
through many hot issues.
 
His purpose in ending the Korach spiritual rebellion was 
 
not to bring peace, and not to perfect the practice of Judaism
 
but to protect the MISSION of ISRAEL.
 
So here's a 
Thought by Rabbi David Aron of Israelight (with my interpretation)
...
You can be a great leader or a regular person ...but
 
Everyone has his calling - his Mission in life...
 
but what is different is "who is Calling!"
 
Moses kept saying "All Israel's Mission is from the Almighty".
 
SO - Is our soul fully engaged in our life calling -
 then it can be  a calling from a HEAVENLY place!
 
And may the Almighty bless us all to be Part of the Almighty's "calling"
 
(Otherwise the calling is not going to bring call us to peace on this planet)
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
    
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz