Parashat Hashavua

Portions teh Tza Veh meh and Tzora : the Illnesses we Don't Understand

 Portions teh Tza Veh meh and Tzora : the Illnesses we Don't Understand
 
 
This Weekly Double Portion teaching the Jewish People about connections between :
 
Childbirth
Temple offerings
Leprosy
 
As we see in a bit.
 
Yes, today there are still illnesses like blindness in Africa from infected water And other diseases :
G-d should only protect us from!!!
Why?  Who needs all those? 
And years ago - oil VEY! all the germs before someone invented SOAP!
 
Did you know the Kohain priests - sons if aron - were/are Healrs? and Doctors?
 
Someone sent me an anti-kabalist video pokiing fun at some ancient prescriptions for "healing".
 
But 1700 years ago the Rabbis Estimated "PI" - and maybe the Egyptians before them!
 
And Maionides 800 years ago incorporated Roman and Greek knowledge into his medicsl books! And:
 
The Talmud talks about how  they made Penicilin 1700 years ago !!!
 
So those  boors or fools poking fun at some old medical-practical theories in Rabbi Books were

Simply Not up to Date about HISTORY or Ancient Wisdoms - or RESPECT.
 
If some stuff sound odd to the modern person...so what?
 
Boors make fun of things they are too foolish to undetstand or too lazy to put in perspective.
 
Studying in Yeshiva University High School we were taught not to follow all literal statements in the Talmud-
that not all old stuff works.
 
 It is sometimes just background stuff - not material for fools to use today to detract from essential truths!

At 430 AM I heard a class given by one of my favourite Rebbes-Teachers
In Israel (via computer miracle) on Talmud of Sota22 
 
(While I was getting ready to walk 5 kilometers to prayer - the shul where I am now making my AM turmeric tea)
 
The Talmud was warning against rabbis who may be knowledgeable but
Mislead others -
 
and it's because they never served and observed a holy scholar teacher -
something truly needed to absorb:
 
The reasons behind all of the Torah! and the TRUTHS of the Torah.
And how and why did all those African and South American people I met convert to Judaism,
And why did so many of them come to Israel to live a classical Jewish holy life?
 
AND: Why don't I just sleep later and pray by myself instead of pushing myself for 3 miles to get here on time for a 620 AM minyan?
 
Is it because of things like how
this Weekly Double Portion is teaching the Jewish People about
 
best medial/spiritual practices for
Childbirth - and connecting those practices to
the HEALING QUALITIES of 
 
Temple offerings
 
And the Healing Powers of the Kohain/Priest in dealing with ancient forms of Leprosy?
 
Or just because ALL the Torah - understandable or not - give MEANING AND POWER
in an UPSIDE DOWN WORLD?
 
We have a lot to learn from the INTRICACIES the Torah - 
and SPIRITUAL POWER to receive - 
Especially from this week's double portion...
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi A
In The USA

Portions teh Tza Veh meh and Tzora : the Illnesses we Don't Understand

 Portions teh Tza Veh meh and Tzora : the Illnesses we Don't Understand
 
 
This Weekly Double Portion teaching the Jewish People about connections between :
 
Childbirth
Temple offerings
Leprosy
 
As we see in a bit.
 
Yes, today there are still illnesses like blindness in Africa from infected water And other diseases :
G-d should only protect us from!!!
Why?  Who needs all those? 
And years ago - oil VEY! all the germs before someone invented SOAP!
 
Did you know the Kohain priests - sons if aron - were/are Healrs? and Doctors?
 
Someone sent me an anti-kabalist video pokiing fun at some ancient prescriptions for "healing".
 
But 1700 years ago the Rabbis Estimated "PI" - and maybe the Egyptians before them!
 
And Maionides 800 years ago incorporated Roman and Greek knowledge into his medicsl books! And:
 
The Talmud talks about how  they made Penicilin 1700 years ago !!!
 
So those  boors or fools poking fun at some old medical-practical theories in Rabbi Books were

Simply Not up to Date about HISTORY or Ancient Wisdoms - or RESPECT.
 
If some stuff sound odd to the modern person...so what?
 
Boors make fun of things they are too foolish to undetstand or too lazy to put in perspective.
 
Studying in Yeshiva University High School we were taught not to follow all literal statements in the Talmud-
that not all old stuff works.
 
 It is sometimes just background stuff - not material for fools to use today to detract from essential truths!

At 430 AM I heard a class given by one of my favourite Rebbes-Teachers
In Israel (via computer miracle) on Talmud of Sota22 
 
(While I was getting ready to walk 5 kilometers to prayer - the shul where I am now making my AM turmeric tea)
 
The Talmud was warning against rabbis who may be knowledgeable but
Mislead others -
 
and it's because they never served and observed a holy scholar teacher -
something truly needed to absorb:
 
The reasons behind all of the Torah! and the TRUTHS of the Torah.
And how and why did all those African and South American people I met convert to Judaism,
And why did so many of them come to Israel to live a classical Jewish holy life?
 
AND: Why don't I just sleep later and pray by myself instead of pushing myself for 3 miles to get here on time for a 620 AM minyan?
 
Is it because of things like how
this Weekly Double Portion is teaching the Jewish People about
 
best medial/spiritual practices for
Childbirth - and connecting those practices to
the HEALING QUALITIES of 
 
Temple offerings
 
And the Healing Powers of the Kohain/Priest in dealing with ancient forms of Leprosy?
 
Or just because ALL the Torah - understandable or not - give MEANING AND POWER
in an UPSIDE DOWN WORLD?
 
We have a lot to learn from the INTRICACIES the Torah - 
and SPIRITUAL POWER to receive - 
Especially from this week's double portion...
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi A
In The USA

Make the Bitter times into Sweet

Make the Bitter times into Sweet
 
 
My friends, it is like
My Teacher Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach said often
"
Let's make this short and sweet ..."
And "
Who remembers those bad jokes Uncle X
Would say at the seder,
That was just a FamilyMeal with Matza?"
 
But Passover is the Holiday of the World!
 
In the middle of the Israel and Egypt story
 
The Torah teaches us the Almighty made
4 promises of Redemption.
 
And in the middle it says
 
"I bring you out of there with
Mishpatim Gedolim - 
Great Judgements"
 
My interpretation is
(Since RASHI doesn't comment on that)
That the exodus is SO GREAT
that it is BASIC TO JUDGING THE WORLD
(NOT JUST EGYPT)
 
Can You Prove It? Asked one of my congregants once,
Who still believes we are all
Descended from OuterSpace Travelers
 
My abswer:
Our teachers traditionally taught that 
When the Red Sea Split For US,
SO DID all the OTHER WATERS AROUND THE GLOBE 
 
And the congrebant added:
 
The Scientists say
There was a Tidal Wave Tsunami
At that time
From a Planet that Passed Close to Earth!
 
So you see, I said that
 
Whatever Happened it was just
 
SO THE WORLD WORLD would LEARN:
 
THE ISRAELITES ARE FREED 
TO FIX THE WORLD
 
By Following G-d's Command to 
LEAVE EGYPT-
The Greatest Miracle in History
Which 
LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD WITH HOPE
 
if they just look up
Smell the Roses
See the Stars
And THANK G -D FOR THE EXODUS
 
Happy and Healthy and 
Meaningful Passover
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Tzav – Chametz and Weight Loss

Portion Tzav – Chametz and Weight Loss
 
Why not
Lose your worries for 8 days - and even lose some weight?
 
Even Billionaires and Politicians have worries - and sometimes need to lose weight!

Here's news: of the big LOSS of the week – Izzy Englander settled his divorce case with his ex-wife for a Billion Dollars

Here's news: of the big GAIN of the week -  the Anarchists and Leftists temporarily halted judicial reforms which would have returned the court system to how it was balanced  until 20 years ago
(when the Chief Justice Barak decided judges could decide social issues and not just laws
 
 (taking power away from the Knesset).

 And the GREATEST news of TODAY, less than a week before Passover?

 My wonderful neighbor Devorah just had a baby a few minutes ago – starting her new family!
 A BIG GAIN for the WORLD!
 
So what do we gain from the Portion, and this Shabbat called "the Great Shabbos"?
 
All our family used to come to our house in the Bronx for Passover Seder.
It was ALWAYS like a GREAT SHABBOS. A BIG GAIN!
 
We had a whole closet for special Passover dishes, and I would give up my bed so Grandpa could sleep there (I slept in the hall for the days that he came). Big Mitzva Gain for me!
 
And we all gain HISTORY and CULTURE from this portion Tzav:
 
In the hundreds of years when the Great Temple stood in Jerusalem,all-year-round
There was No Chametz allowed with the Temple Flour Offerings (they were mostly like matza-brei )
Erev Pesach (the day before the Seder) – it was
 "prepare the Bar-B-Cue" time in Jerusalem – and time to invite family and friends.

So what are we left with? Only a little matza? NO!

The Basic Idea Is:

Get ready to read the REAL STORY OF EXODUS from slavery to Israelite freedom

Isolate the pasta and cookies and get some Matza recipes, etc to EXIT OUT LIMITATIONS–

 Close or tape off that cabinet with the Chometz and contract with Rabbi A as agent to sell it

And practice "going out of your confined places to the freedom of the desert (not dessert) –
 
Like
Exercise (physically) for 8 days:

 and exercise restraint for 8 days – and exercise your mind and your imagination for 8 days

From 11 AM erev passover  until 730 pm after passover ends

Blessings for a Happy and Healthy and Wonderful Passover 

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion VaYikRa - Calling to Moses in an Israeli Taxi ?

 Portion VaYikRa - Calling to Moses in an Israeli Taxi ?
 
In advice to students, theMishna
(From 1900 years ago)  in Pirkei Avot says ...
"sleep on the floor, eat your bread with salt and
"V chayei tzaar tichye"
 
Translated by most to mean 
"Learn to live with suffering" BUT
MY TEACHER Rabbi Carlebach (obm)
Translated it:
 
Those living with pain
GIVE them LIFE - by    JOY HELP AND CARING...
 
So, 3400 years ago,
Did Moses sleep on the floor?
Did he just eat Matza with salt?
 
Why does The Almighty in this portion - call out
from the Tabernacle -
 
Calling out to Moses - about
Sacrificing to achieve Pennace!
 
But what sacrifices do we make today,
With no Holy Temple or High Priest?
 
Yesterday I helped deliver some Torah pamphlets
(I covered for a friend who is visiting his sick sister)
 
The Sephardic taxi driver - who has been prevented at times from working -
Said he is worried that the current demonstrations
are simply ruining normal lives - just
in order to overthrow the government
which 60% of the country elected!
 
So get this:
The last words one former (American) COA member 
said to me were:
I hate Netanyahu. 
 
Why? I know all the dirt too - but it's just politics!
 
Then he got sick in a couple of months - and then he died.
Still hating Netanyahu?
 
The taxi driver is a supporter of Netanyahu.
 
He asked me - why can't everyone just
Live and let live?
 
So the Almighty in this portion,
tells Moses - Moshe our Teacher -
 
Teach people self - sacrifice
Teach people to try for pennace - and peaceful co existance
Especially the leaders!
 
The Zohar in the portion says - Ego of (ALL) Leaders 
requires SPECIAL PENNANCE!
 
But we can ALL try to make this a little better world in every way we can.
And it's so so easy!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Vayakhel-Pekudei

This week we do a double Portion and add the reading for the "Month ...haChodesh" - but to keep on with a weekly themed idea:
 
 
In the Portion we review building of 
The Mishkan - a Temple in the Desert
 
1
Are building plans a holy theme?
 
Remember it's also built 
With all the wealth redeemed... when
Israel Left the Slavery of Egypt.
 
2
Did the Israelites ignore Amalekite threats or
Pharo's revenge desires and
7 Canaanite confederations - and Others-'
Hoping to destroy the people?
 
Was the Almighty trying to build something
OR to keep the nation's mind away from rebellion and
Towards a new way of religious spiritual ity?
 
Maybe the G-dly and Moses way- to protect the nation is
The Israelite Answer to a threatening world - that
IS TO BUILD HOLY PLACES OF REFUGE 
Especially for the SOUL
 
and the portion teaches us also that
we ALL need to 
Contribute and Participate in that!
 
Maybe such building plans ARE holy.
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Teruma- Building the Temple and G-d's Chariot - Before Purim

Portion Teruma- Building the Temple and G-d's Chariot - Before Purim
 
 
Does the Almighty have a Throne?
 
On Yom Kipur we call it Kisei HaKavod
The Seat of Honor.
 
Does   the Almighty    have  a Chariot?
 
Something used to carry on
The Fight for the Good of All?
 
Portion Naso - means to Raise Up, and the
Commentators wrote that it means 
G-d wants to
RAISE UP SPIRITUALLY all peoples! So
 
Here's a Story told by a Toldos Aharon Hassid- Explained by Rabbi Ginsburg עמו"ש - a Lubavitcher Hassid.
 
A Gerrer Hassid told him that
 "The Imrei Emes (A Gerrer Hassid) 
said to me-when I asked him-
"Buy that car - but every  day you must
Use it to perform a Mitzva.
 
And now it's 12 years later,
and this car is sold as of tomorrow,
And every day I did at least one mitzva with
It and it never broke down!"
 
Quoted from Rabbi Ginsburg  .. with my slight variation.
 
And so we are all the Chariots of the Almighty! And also our VEHICLES.
And 
we TRY to treat all with KAVOD HONOR
 
Blessings for
A New Month and a New Beginning to All!
 
SO  when 2 terrorists were asked to surrender on murder charges Wednesday,
 
Nearly 100 started shooting at Israeli troops. Is it a wonder that 11 terrorists were killed?
 
There never was a Palestine. And why?
 
Because the Hamas who rule Gaza
Steal construction materials meant for homes, and buildrockets to shoot at Jews.
While we all try to do Mitzvas
 
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Mishpatim : Why I Yelled at those Kids last night

Portion Mishpatim : Why I Yelled at those Kids last night
 

In this , the portion of Laws after sinai , we have
The only  revelation of a new religious life
in history where a whole people saw the revelation!
Sinai.
Undisputed for 3000 years.
 
So how does the portion start off? Proclaiming Greatness?
 
No. The First law  is 
to protect poor wrongdoers by having a family adoption
 
Most societies banish wrongdoers - especially poor ones.
Jewish law teaches rehabilitation.
 
So how is there hatred in Jewish society? Too too many groups and individuals hate!
 
Particularly because of Israeli political divides?
Or in general?
 
So last night while waiting for a bus,
 
About 20 kids aged 10 or 11 or so - 
Ultra Orthodox Kids - were attacking two policemen!
 
I told them to stop - actually yelled at them!
 
The policemen picked up one kid for harassing and threatening to throw stuff at them.
20 others started cursing.
 
I said they are protecting you!
Stop being idiots ... You started this now leave!
 
After a minute or two they all left
And the police let the kid go.
 
The Torah Teaches Us that
We Must Re Learn to make peace - not just look for
Someone to pick on.
 
At all levels.
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Beshalach : Between Chanuka (Goats) and Passover (Lambs)


Portion Beshalach : Between Chanuka (Goats) and Passover (Lambs)

So what is there "between" the two? PURIM (which is creeping up on us)

From the teachings on the Talmud by Yosef Chaim (the famous Iraqi chief rabbi) ... ...
In his book: Ben Yehoyada discussinge Talmud Pesachim ( page 57) :

the Royals argued ... Years after the Maccabees took over
(Chashmonai means "descended from the Maccabees")

The Maccabee King and Queen involved the Kohen Gadol - High Priest -
into their debate - On what is the best mèat - Goat or lamb!!!

(See in a minute why this is relevant to the portion this week)

Answers:

The King felt - we need to be tough like goats
The Queen said- we need to be mercifully soft like Sheep

The High Priest just said: "Of course sheep are tastier-
Why?
Because The Almighty wants us to be merciful-
If Possible - like passive Passover sheep.

The King said its a good idea ...
But not possible if we fight against the OUTSIDE trying to subdue us.

But what happened?

That king punished the High Priest! Who should have known better to
Make the Kingdom Work Better.

Portion Beshalach - Reminding us of Passover - where the Almighty

Freed us to be a light unto the world.

The Maccabees - 60 or 70 years after throwing out the Greeks

Started Internal Fights over EVERYTHING
Just like the Greeks did.. and so
then the Romans came in - And Destroyed the Holy Temple

In our portion, We Left Egypt -To start A New World.

But many world rulers since then have missed the points -

That G-d and Freedom are not mutually exclusive!

And so today ....? What can WE all do? To return to "Exodus Judaism" ???

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Bo

Portion  Bo
 
 
What did G-d's message in the Portion add to what was transmitted at the Burning Bush?
 
Do you have to be a prophet ti know whats going on in the world today?
Like
There's Enough enriched uranium in Iran for 3 bombs ( the UN reports.)
Or that
67 journalists were killed in the world last year -
and everyone complains ONLY that
 one might have died in a crossfire between Israeli troops and terrorists. 
That's Anti Semitism.
 
Are we really DIFFERENT from everyone?
 
The Portion Bo tells us that before the Israelites could leave Egypt, that
 
their families HAD to celebrate
A FAMILY PASSOVER SEEDR (the first).
 
Jewish FAMILIES are the building blocks of
CREATING A SANE WORLD
It's been known for Thousands of Years
 
(Idea from Zev Neriya - thanks)
 
(By the way there is a famous ancient Egyptian wall fresco depicting
Pharoah's Wife applying salve to him-
From around the time of JOSEPH...- while most frescos show wars and slaves)
 
And what does the Seer of Lublin learn here - 
He who we hear could read minds and commune with the Almighty-
 
He Says This Portion is given to us to
CONNECT US TO THAT FIRST
FAMILY SEDER NIGHT
 
So ASK ME NOW-
 
So what about all the firstborn Egyptians
Who were punished for enslaving our forebears? Was the Almighty a bit too tough?
BUT
Many more Egyptians were killed by the Romans.
And even more ORIgiNAL Egyptians- by the Moslems/Arab armies!
 
So where does the Portion leave US
 
ABOUT TO ESCAPE SLAVERY?
 
Sonething that gave hope-
 
American slaves gathred STRENGTH from
OUR EXODUS
 
THE WORLD NEEDS TO LEARN
 
Love of Israel