Parashat Hashavua

Sukot news- and celebrations

 Sukot news- and celebrations
 
Listen to the short fun attachment recoded last night
 
Despite the war We All do the best we can on "sukot", also to
Support our troops -
But also keep up spirits!
 
Today Sunday a Druze officer died fighting for Israel - also the Druze Safe Home
 
 when his tank hit a land mìne in Gaza.
 
The Taĺmud recalls
"The most joyous holiday spirit witnessed by masses - in
Holy Temple of Jerusalem -
 
Where sacrifices were offered for
PEACE TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
 
While we witness the jets and helicopters - like now - 
Protecting us from missiles and drones sent to kill our families
 
EVEN IN Acco - a jewish city for thousands of years,
And Haifa right nearby.
 
But its all in the sukot haftoras - written by the prophets nearly
3000 years ago!
 
AND
Thanks Lyn n Mike for all the High Holiday organizing
 
Going to pray soon - especially foŕ all kinds of healings!
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portions of Sukot and Simchat Torah Portion ReNewal

Joy of the holiday is not  just escaping from the missiles (radio announced a few were shot up north just a bit ago)

 
But of seeing how the Almighty takes care of through it all - 
 
During the holiday massive sukkahs are planned on the Gaza border - by families of fallen soldiers and some of the hostages)
 
It's end of summer Harvest time now in Israel and Rabbi Shlomo explained the holiday joy-
 of reaching out to ALL the world to come visit our sukkah - actually the Holy Temple
 
 
 george lynne and arlene do you remember the bbq at Azi's?
He Ìnvjted us to his new enlaged sukka ... always a treat
So I am reminded of Rabbi Shlomo's Sukkos stories of this holiday – so here is one (told in short).

There was a very rich man who disliked his poor neighbors'  joyous loud singing for keeping him up every Sukkos night

Even when he asked them to keep it quiet – they could only keep it down for a few  minutes!

So one year he paid off all the merchants in town not to let that family have any wood to build their sukkah

But what happens? The first night of Sukkos – there it is again !

Noisy joyous singing from next door after midnight!

So the rich angry guy runs out in his pyjamas and bangs on the neighbors' door

When they open the door he asks "where did you get wood to build a sukkah? I thought all the wood in town  had been sold out long ago!"

The neighbor answered –"I went down to the cemetery and took what was there!"

The angry rich man said "what if the Angel of Death comes during the holiday and they need the wood for honoring the deceased?"

"Don't worry", answered the neighbor. "On the way over here I bumped into him, and the Angel of Death told me that the only dead soul in town this holiday is yours!"

 

So try to sing a little – Hallel songs? – or SING a lot this holiday!

 

WE MUST ALL CELEBRATE AND PRAY THE ABUSIVE CRAZIES STOP DESTROYING 
THE HOPE OF RENEWAL 
BY THIS SIMCHAT TORAH 
 
and maybe RE START LEARNING ANCIENT WISDOMS as we re-start the Torah Reading from the beginning!
 
 
 
 
Happy Sukot Holidag
Chag Samayach blessings to all
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

This Portion. Shabbat Yom Kippur

Part 1:This Portion. Shabbat Yom Kippur
 
First
 
Let ùs all send to hèaven 
Prayers for those suffering in the wake of the Florida hurricane
And
Prayrs for our people being attacked as I write this by another couple of hundred missiles
And
Prayers for a healthy year and for peace for all our people everywhere
 
And 
an end to aggression by Iran and Russia -
and a hold - STOP -
on all those others like North Korea and China who are smiling at us while the world is in turmoil,
STOP THE ATTACKS - May the Almighty TEACH THE TORAH of wisdom and peace
TO THE WHOLE SUFFERING EARTH
 
My prayers are with you all - and with all of Israel,
And for a Better World.
 
NEXT - SELICHOT PRAYERS AND YOM KIPPUR PREPARATION
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
תשובהתשובה לכולםהעברה
 
הוספת תגובה

 

New: Part  2: This Portion. Shabbat Yom Kippur - remembering Oregon
 
About 430 this morning I went to the Mikva near my home.
 
I didn't use he cold pool - just the warm one.
 
I remembered being Cantor - Hazzan - in Eugene Oregon one year - where
a few guys took me to the Wilammette River to dip - the ABSOLUTE COLDEST
I was eve rin.
 
Just remembering that made me think whether I needed to be in the Mikva today
 
Then my friend the local Rabbi showed up and said hello.
 
I once was short a few hundred dollars - and he loaned me the sum - a great guy.
 
Women Mikvas are supposed to be so no one sees you.
 
Guy Mikvas are a place - like the restored  Roman Bathhouses I was in in Hungary
 
were always places of business tranactions and the latest news
 
So I dunked 7 times and got out, and sent Part One before my Talmud study
 
May we all try to come clean and pure and get close to the Almighty - and HOLINESS
 
This Erev Yom Kippur
 
Chag Samayach
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 

Portion Nitzavim

Portion Nitzavim Part 2 -including:"
 Darn Midnight murderers who  shot at my  area from Yemen"
 
IT IS ALL IN G-DS HANDS!  EVERYTHING
 
 
EVEN those HoutiNazis shooting Iranian 
Missile - via Egypt no less!
 
-intercepted over the water near Telaviv !
 
The portion says
 
"you are all standing before the Almighty ..."
 
So nothing is new besides weapons of mass destruction
And their assistant s the mass media.
 
so...
 
17 people were hurt running for shelters!
 
Sirens at midnight Freaked Out the kids!
 
AND
 
My Sunday flight to get in
 
For rosh hashono Which was already
Changed twice - requiring a day in London, with
 
The latest
 
may be cancelled too
But it doesn't say so on the website.
 
 
I am calling people since last night
To try to find a Rabbi A replacement in NY
For Rosh Hashono if need be
 
I. Might be able to fly to Europe on El Al -
 but even they have bumped many travellers
 
My yom kippur flights are still workable I Hope
 
 
Because the name of the second half of this double portion is
 
Va yay Lech meaning - GOING
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi  Andy Eichenholz

PORTION KEY TAYTZAY and an idea via Rav GinsburgS portìon Shoftim

 
 
PORTION KEY TAYTZAY and an idea via Rav GinsburgS portìon Shoftim
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Portion Starts by saying "when you go to war"
 
Huh?
 
Whats a war? Checking the internet all the time for news?
Or
Talking with relatives and neighbors or their kids about who is  home on leave for a week?
Or
Explaining to kids about what they hear in school or on the radio?
 
Getting reports on helicopter crashes?
 
Inside Wars and Outside Wars
 
From
 
RABBI SHLOMO CARLEBACH  
Who always flew to Israel to perform for OUR GUYS!
 
On Parshat Ki Teitzie
 
So here the Torah says 
"when you go out to battle your enemies."
 
 When the Torah talks about someone going out to war, it writes it in singular. So let me ask you friends, how can one Jew go out and conquer the world? It's crazy.
 
I want you to know, there are two struggles going on in our lifetime. One struggle is going on mamesh inside,  deep inside.
 
 The struggle is when I don't even know if I want to be a Jew, I don't know if I should keep Shabbos. I don't know if I should be married to my wife or not.
 
 I already have grown up children, but I haven't decided yet if I should have had children.
 
 These are all real inside struggles. 
 
But then there is something else. It's when my inside is already fixed. It's mamesh clear to me in two million ways that I cannot move an inch away from the Torah... I just can't, even if I wanted to....
 
(SO WHAT ABOUT THE OUTSIDE?
WHAT JEWS KNOW THEY MUST DO)
 
 It's not even a question of choice. I look at my feet, they don't move... they don't move. 
 
You know why? What's the first sign if I make a covenant with G-d? - that there are certain things inside that I don't have to struggle about anymore.
 
 I'm a Yid. Inside, inside, I don't have to struggle anymore. 
 
Sure, it's hard. You have to make decisions every minute. G-d is testing you every second of your life. 
 
So what I'm doing is only fixing the outside. ...
 
But you know something, I have choice when I am sitting by my Shabbos (or HOLIDAY) table. 
I can sit there and eat a meal, or I can mamesh keep Shabbos in the deepest depths.
 
G-d created the world in six days and on Shabbos He rested. What a sad translation!
 
 On Shabbos G-d gave the world a soul. (NAFASH)
 
On Shabbos G-d created a world of souls, of depth, of tasting that which is most real.
 
Good Shabbos!
 (From Rabbi Carlebach)
 
Now Back to this war thing:
Rabbi Yaskil quotes the Talmud Sanhedrin page 98 - about when Mishiach will fìx the worĺd
 
And Rabbi Ginsburg explains the related Noam Elimelech
 
There are personal Mitzvot
 
And there are joint and public mitzvot!
The world Needs These, and
 
Reb Elimelech explains
 
 
That the Mitzva of Tzitzis is For Our Generation
 
Because it hints that the Mashiach could come even
 
Or maybe Especially
 
In the Middle of a War
 
Where some Jewish politicians are calling for strikes to bring down the Jewish government
So they can take over
 
And it seems the world is touting lies to allow the destruction of Father Abraham's people.
 
G-d please send us strength this Shabbos
 
(And strength for Ora to study for her test this week - on the Prophets - 
Who actually fortold all the above!)
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion Shoftim and the Greatest Wedding Ever

Portion Shoftim and the Greatest Wedding Ever
 
The Portion - actually Moses - speaks to Israelites about to enter and conquer Israel -
about kings judges and police
so whybring in stories from the Talmud? 
 
 
From the Talmud today...
Fables and Facts from BabaBatra pages 73-4
 
The rabbis were sailing and in the water they saw a sunken treasure of jewels, so
 
One jumped in to fetch the jewels and was almost swallowed by a whale
so they hauled him in - and 
A voice rang out from heaven -
 
These jewels are for the
 
Wife of that holy man -  Chanins ben Dosa - in the future.
 
What can we learn from this?
 
What's the purpose of a wedding?
(See picture below from tonight Thursday).
 
I think it is to fix the world. By FAMILIES JOINING TOGETHER - with a couple!
 
Reb Shlomo  onoften spoke how Moshe danced at his last 5 weddings
before he left the world.
 
What? Weddings? Yes! (Bnos Tzelafchad)
And
What words  of wisdom did he share with them?
 
Let me asķ you first...
 
Is it possible that all Israel werent there - At the weddings - 
 
and to hear Moses give his last speeches
 
For the 30 last days of :
 
Moshe
And of
Exile (before coming into Canaan)
?
 
Didnt all the dancing and singing scare all the Canaanites across the River Jordan?
 
Tonight Thursday I am at a wedding
On the Abraham Side of the Jordan-
 
High above the same Jericho whose walls fell
 
Probably weakened by the Israelites dancing and singing and music!
 
But from Jericho - Rachav was saved - why?
 
She was probably dancing with us.!
 
If only the whole world would send 100 people each
 
To the Gaza Border Villages
And dance with us Israelites
 
They would learn - and all Israel would learn -
 
That 
 
HUMAITARIAN AID Is
 
It MEANS "MAKE HUMANS out of haters and killers".
 
And on that note The portion
 
teaches us - “Cause we all need each other, well you know it's true”
 
And quoted by Shlomo Ressler -
 
"We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone." — ron regan
 
Right now I need to get ready for a Great Shabbos - and you all too!
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion RuhAiy - a story of Krakow via Rabbi Ginsburg

 
Portion RuhAiy - a story of Krakow via Rabbi Ginsburg
 
 
A young man comes to the Krakow burial society and want to buy the plot next to the famous rabbi nicknamed the Mega leH  Amukos (means revealer of secrets)
(He died about 200 years ago)
 
The burial boss says no - who are you to want that spot? But the man Won't say
 
still the boss Takes his money, figuring by the time the young man dies who knows what will be...
 
And he needs the money for the burial society... But
 
Crazy has it - the man dies the next day!  So the boss
Buries him somewhere else. But he feels a little  bad so he goes to the Rabbi - "the Bach (bayit chadash) named after his book"
 
the Rabbi says - let's see what the
MegaleAmukos says (huh?) ... but
 
In the morning ...it turns out that the grave had 
Moved itself next to that Holy Man!
 
So the Burial boss is besides himself
 
And what the BaCh says and writes down is  - this was Elijah the prophet ...
Who once answered a Kabbalistic question for the Megaleh Amukos- 
And so they are together forever!
 
What was the questìn?
A question very apropos of Today!!!
 
A question about "what moves some human beings to carry the Almighty's Truths to the world (kabbalistic concept of "G-d's chariot")
 
Its all about 
Abraham Isaac Jacob - and who else?
 
Note:
Historically the Bach was a great grandfather of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach who I sometimes quote here...
 
So here is a thought from Rabbi Shlomo on this portion Ruh Aiy:
 
Start of quote:
 
The world always thinks that in order to fit into society, you have to give up your individuality. The more you become a bagel, the more you fit. 
 
But in G-d's society it's the other way around. 
 
 If you want to be part of  (the Almighty's gifts) "Nosein Lifneichem Hayom" (it says in the Portion) 
 
(that is) if you want to be part of all of Israel,
 you mamesh have to connect to your own self.
 
You know friends, the greatest evil in the world is if you take away somebody's hope, or taking away somebody's vision –
 
 telling them that they will never be what they wanted to be or what they set out to be...
 
I want you to know. The highest vision in the world is that we can mamesh (ALL) turn the whole world on to G-d. 
 
Why was Israel given to Avraham and not to Moshe? 
 
(because) the greatest expert on knowing what us Jews need to do is Avraham Avinu. Our father Abraham.
 
End quote
 
Late news: Israeli army stopped a Hamas gang from robbing a convoy of humanitarian food delivery Thursday night.
And
US forces destroyed some Houti military site.
 
And we still get rocket attacks etc.
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Eykev and the Arrest of Rabbi Benaya

Portion Eykev and the Arrest of Rabbi Benaya
 
A story from the Talmud BabaBatra 58
 
Banayah was known as a wise Jew, so
When a rich gentile died , his wife told
Her 10 kids to go to Banayah
To dìvìde the inheritance.
 
But she added
"Only One of you were children of
The deceased!"
 
So they went to Banayah and he told them ",
Go pray at the grave for guidance."
 
9 went and prayed for money- 
(and fought amongst themselves- but
One stayed home and wept)
 
Banayah decided that the one who
Did Not Go was the true child òf that father.
(And the mother of 10 was happy).
 
So the 9 other brothers plotted,
And got Banayah arrested.
 
Eventually
His wife found out and came to the prison, crying. So
The guards asked her why.
 
"I had a dream last night that my head was eaten by a beast - etc etc - and I dont know why!"
 
The guards answered,  not knowing who she was,
"we have a wise Rabbi here - maybe he can interpret your dream"
 
Banayah said, " lady - if you have a sheep at home
 
Have a bar b que - 
and bring some of it here for the guards"
And she did,
And the guards said 
" what a wise Rabbi, lets
let him out! (And they did)
 
"But first lets have him answer some of our own questions..." ... read further in the Talmud...
 
These portions before Rosh Hashono
Teach us wisdoms
That the outside world doesn't know... like
Maybe they should appreciate the Jews-
And maybe the Jews need to ALSO!!!
 
Get ready for Rosh Hashono!
 
 
(And Thank you Stuie for the following):
 
Reb Shlomo Carlebach on Parshat Eikev
 
The Hebrew word Eikev is translated as -
 the literal translation -
 reads, “And behold if your heel will listen to these laws and keep them” 
Defined as:
the Mitzvahs you might trample on.
 
There are a lot of things in life that even if I don’t do them, I’m also okay. But
Here I want to share something very deep with you. 
 
The truth is that the most important things in life are the things which we don’t really have to do.
 
Also in serving G-d .
 
The most important things between me, my wife, and my children are always the things I don’t have to do. 
If I don’t do it – it’s also okay, but gevalt are they important.
 
So I want to say a gevalt Torah.
 
 It says "Vehaaya Eikev"
 
  the greatest joy will be when finally, 
 ‘Eikev’ you will mamesh understand what G-d wants of you...
 
 when you will finally hear THESE mitzvas’.
 
We are talking about mitzvahs which I don’t HAVE  to do.
 
 Let me ask you something. I see a poor man and I give him ten dollars, do I have to smile at him? I don’t have to. 
 
So the Helige Ishbitzer (rebbe) says the deepest depths, Vehaya Eikev. .. a word used about
The primordial
GARDEN OF EDEN
 
It says by the Primordial snake :
he will bite you in your heel. What does that mean? 
 
 The snake doesn’t come to you with something that has to do with your head. 
 
The " snake doesn’t say to you to go to a non kosher delicatessen and buy ham. That much a snake knows,
 but you know what the snake does?
 
The "snake  " shows up when it comes to mitzvas you don’t have to do."
 
 Do you know what the snake leaves you with? 
 
the snake got one thing through to you. 
 
There are things which are not important, you don’t have to do them-
 you don’t have to do them - you can get away with everything!
 
I bless you and bless me back, that we should do the Mitzvah’s that we don’t have to do, 
 
and we should do them with Joy!
 
Good Shabbos!"
 
Love and Health-
Shabbat Shalom from Israel
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
תשובההעברה
 
הוספת תגובה

Portion Pinchas - ALL Children forever need...Prayers

 Portion Pinchas - ALL Children forever need...Prayers
 
 
How could Pinchas be blessed by the Almighty
After killing the Shimon tribe Magistrate
And the Moabite Princess?
 
Even the Kabbalists say they were soul mates-
 
BUT THAT THEIR TIME HAD NOT YET COME!
 
So What has that got to do with
Fires disrupting the Paris Olympics etc???
 
What will be the Time of World Peace?
 
In my humble opinion which I hope is not too off
 
"To every thing .... there is a Season..."
As King Solomon wrote
(And as in the song Turn Turn Turn).
 
Jewish World View is needed by EVERYONE!
 
 
After the bris this week of my new grandson
 
Why was I so happy to see my daughter crying?
 
Standing next to her husband holding the baby
With such a loving look in his eyes,
I was so happy to meet their extended family !
 
Context is best from words of Reb Shlomo:
 
Reb Shlomo Carlebach on Parshat Pinchas
 
"Friends, let me ask you. How much do you pray to G-d that you should find your soulmate? 
 
What happens after you find your soulmate? You don't pray so hard anymore. 
 
Before the (Jewish Wedding)chuppa, 
the groom covers the face of the bride and says
 
 'I'm praying for you like before I met you. I promise you my whole life I'll pray for you like before I met you.'
 
Listen to this:( the Wedding of the Almighty
Withe the Israelites:)
 
Before the forty years in the desert, we were praying to get into Eretz Yisrael. 
 
The forty years are over, so we thought automatically that we're going into Eretz Yisrael.
(And Zimri the ShimoniteMagistrate acted thus)
 
 Pinchas realized we'll never go in this way.
...
 
Pinchas got up from amongst the people and began to pray LIKE before the forty years. 
 
And it is mamesh Pinchas's prayer which brings us into Eretz Yisrael.
 
I want you to know something so strong. I see so many young people come back to Yiddishkeit. How much did they pray to find their way to Yiddishkeit before they found it? 
...
 
What we have to do is pray again ...
 
We have to pray for everything new again...
 
I always say, Eliyahu Hanavi Elijah the Prophet
 
 is making PEACE between parents and children because the question is always the same. 
 
How much did you pray for children before you had them? 
And once we have them, we don't pray so much anymore.
 
 So you see what it is, Pinchas 
(Who we say Comes to Every Bris as Elijah)
 
is bringing back ... "V'heishiv Lev Avos Al Banim",
,(the hearts of the parents with the children)-
 
 you have to pray for your children after you have them even more so, mamesh even more so!
 
Good Shabbos
"
So I (AE)bring from the Kabala that
 
Zimri and Cuzbi should have brought PEACE 
Instead of playing roles in the WAR AND
Balak Bilam portion of cursing from last week!
 
May we all be proud and loving
 
Of all children - HOPING TO END WAR THINGS
 
Even as today the train system in france
THE DAY OF OLYMPIC BEGINNINGS
 
 is being sabotaged by some poorly brought up "children"!
 
Maybe its finally TIME to stop the Madness?
 
Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz
 

Portion Balak Talking Donkeys and False Profits

Portion Balak Talking Donkeys and False Profits
 
Yes.
 
Profits. Spelled correctly!
 
Balak promised a house full of gold to Bilam-
Just for one curse against the Israelites
 
And his donkey leads him to a failed plot.
 
So -Where was the gold from?
 
The last few weeks the portions talk about wars
Of Edom and Moav and Midyan - stealing from each other
 
And the haftaras and prophets warn those peoples they will be punished for fighting us
 
Micah the prophet left us lines which we are supposef to recite at Tashlich (his Chapter 7)
 
And in this week's Haftarah his words are
Do Justice ...
And walk humbly before the Almighty.
 
How can there be peace in our homes
When ' thou shalt not steaĺ "
And
'There shall be no gods - greed? - before me' -
 
Such simlle rules - are ignored?
 
The whole world should stop listening to Talking Donkeys-
And read the truths of the prophets
 
Shabbat Shalom
 
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz