Parashat Hashavua

How many clothes can you HIDE in your CLOSET

How many clothes can you HIDE in your CLOSET

In the portion of Pinhas five holy (unmarried) sisters confront Moses - 

"Why can't we get a portion in the Land of Israel when you divide it? What did (we or our deceased father) do (to deserve being left out)?" 

Did they want land - or to attract husbands? 

In the end - the Almighty tells Moses that they are right - and girls have a right to inherit land in Israel. 

Now (from Rabeinu Nisim Gerondi - lived 14th Century Spain) - in my study group we almost finished Talmud Taanis. 

It talks about the 15th day of Av - a day when girls would go out in borrowed clothes - TO FIND MATCHES 

it says "all the girls went out to dance in borrowed clothes - and many marriages were arranged.." 

The Talmud said all the clothes were REQUIRED to be washed in a mikva first -
and Rashi (12th Century France) and Ron (14th Century Barcelona) differ on why 

with Rabbi Nissim (Ron) saying - 
it was so ALL the girls - rich or poor - would pull out ALL their clothes from their closets -
TO SHARE WITH EACH OTHER BEFORE GOING OUT TO LOOK FOR A MATCH - 
so that all girls had an equal chance to build a new life when they were ready -
the Promise of the Promised Land! 

And the daughters of Zelophchad - they all got married - and Rabbi Carlebach said
that Moshe Rabbeinu - 120 years old - danced like fire at all their weddings!

May we be blessed to join each other at many simchas - happy occasions!

Love from Israel

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Balak - The portion of blessings, rebellion, talking donkeys, and holy vengeance

Balak - The portion of blessings, rebellion, talking donkeys, and holy vengeance

It's a hot week in Israel - in many ways - and we read a Torah Portion I've never understood 

Calls over the media for vengeance - coming from talking donkeys (Arab liars who also claimed the killing of a boy a few years ago - who got up and walked in a different video! - and was a libel case against French TV) - 

and RAMADAN Riots in the name of Islam (which means "peace" supposedly) - how
fitting for the week of a Torah portion about someone who tries to curse Israel- and is reproached by his donkey 

And who is forced by the Almighty to BLESS Israel instead !! 

Sometimes what your mind doesn't understand - your heart can understand through music 

So today on Israel radio they're playing Rabbi Carlebach's song from the Sabbath Zemirot
"to your Sanctuary return, and the Holy of Holies" 

And my friend Rabbi Sholom Brodt of Yeshiva Sinchat Shlomo is explaining the part of the portion that says
"How Goodly are your Tents oh Jacob" (Bilam's blessing in resonse to Balak's request for curses)

teaching that some commentaries say it means the tents of the Israelites
but there is a view that it means the Tent of the Sanctuary in the desert

We sing to the Almighty on Shabbat to return to a state of Sanctuary

and we pray every morning "How goodly are your Tents oh Jacob" as we enter our Temples

And may we learn to forever sing of holiness
to avoid the potential curses and revenge
and to ever enter the tents of holiness - and the holiness of the Sabbath 

and may the Balaks and the Bilams disappear - and the world be clear - of any evil 

Shabbat Shalom from the land where everyone is TRYING to work out the issues of the world 

Rabbi ANdy Eichenholz

Chukat - the great Mysteries of the World are never unlocked

Chukat - the great Mysteries of the World are never unlocked

That's part of what life is about
We know we're born, we can love, we can share, we can do things we never imagined we could accomplish - 
and all these are a Gift from the Almighty

We can never KNOW WHY -
and Rebbe Nachman says - THERE'S NO POINT IN GUESSING - IT WASTES OUR ENERGY

But if we BELIEVE in the Almighty's GIFTS to us -
it becomes a starting point to life life on a more expansive level -
than to just be doubting everything.

In the portion of Chukat:
tHE WELL STOPS RUNNING;
the well stops running
Moses hits the rock instead of talking to it
and Israel is attacked for asking to be able to travel in peace ...

sounds familiar? the past is repeated and

Water in the desert - ISRAEL has created a modern miracle
Moses at age 120 got a little hot under the collar - 
and (Based on Rabbi Moshe Neria) - is told he will some day bring all the souls of those who passed away in the desert into Israel- and look - NOW there are 6 million Jews is Israel

And if we believe the Messiah will come to fix and redeem the world-
it gives us more power to aim our efforts
first by following the laws and the mysteries of the Torah,
and then our every day lives.

Shabbat Shalom
Happy New Month of Tamiz

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Korach - What's Smoking There? and Why do Holy People Fail Sometimes?

Portion of Korach - What's Smoking There? and Why do Holy People Fail Sometimes?

Portion of Korach - Based on the Kuzari by Rav Yehuda Halevy and Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach's Wisdom

The stories from the age of the Talmud tell of a great rabbi travelling in the Sinai with a guide when he saw a column of smoke - and heard voices - rising from the desert floor. 

"What's that?" he asked - and was answered "That's Korach - burning way below - and repeating over and over "Moses was Right"!" 

The Kuzari King asks the Rabbi - how could the generation of leaving Egypt fail in so many tests - 
including the fight between Korah and his followers who fought with Moshe Rabaynu (Moses)?

So the Rabbi answered "They failed 10 times in 40 years in the desert - but MOST of US fail more than 10 times a DAY!"

But that doesn't really answer the question WHY is it that holy people sometimes fail?

WHY doesn't being holy protect you?

Rabbi Carlebach explained that there is a difference between doing everything right-
and DOING IT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR INSIDES - deep in your heart.

We can be holy, do the right thing - but what happens?
According to our sages "holy" people are tested over and over again - and sometimes fail ( we can call it the Murphy-o-witz rule?)

Korach did everything right - all the laws of the Almighty -
but deep inside there was maybe something that kept him from loving how he was following Hashem
from doing it from a deep love.

We need to LOVE the Almighty -
remember ALL the GOOD -
live with the difficult things as PART of a GREATER PLAN we don't understand -

and hopefully we will know ON THIS WORLD that "Moses was Right" -
and love our part in G-d's Greater Plan.

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Shelach - "Send out the Spies" or "Bring in the Clowns?"

Portion of Shelach - "Send out the Spies" or "Bring in the Clowns?"

These pearls of wisdom are based on Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach and Rabbi Shlomo Freifeld (both Of Blessed Memory) 

Ever see clowns with a "long frowning face" - while others have a "painted smile"? 

Why did the spies tell the Israelites that they could not conquer Israel from the evil people who lived there? 

Both "Rabbis Shlomo" have suggested it was : 

Because the spies (except for Joshua and Caleb) had low self esteem. 

NO confidence in ourselves - or in G-d's promise and message - will bring on fears. 

The Torah said Moshe Rabaynu (Moses) had a "shining" countenance. 

Despite the other spies' fears Joshua and Calev said "we can do what the Almighty said we WILL do." 

The spies don't believe in themselves - while we are commanded to love the Almighty with our "MEODEHA" (as it says in the SHEMA". 

And IF you believe in yourself - you will give that extra effort (the word is ODE in Hebrew - "more"). 

We need to love Hashem with ODE, and love the Land of Israel with our ODE. 

Shabbat Shalom 

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of BeHa ahLote Cha

Portion of BeHa ahLote Cha

A short vort (word) of Torah – based on the Zohar-
The spiritual Book of Splendor (Zohar) states "The Torah is not just stories – but every sentence is to teach about the totality of our world – for example even the sentence "Noah's Ark rested on Mount Ararat … in the Seventh Month".

Zohar states that Ararat in Hebrew comes from the word Arur – cursed – and that the Seventh Month is Tishrei – when we are taught that it is OUR DUTY-
to pray AND blow Shofar AND fast - to remove the curse of the forces of evil which led the Almighty to bring the flood.

And so, too, it goes on to teach that all the "stories" in this portion of BeHaAloteCha –( and those which will follow in this Bamidbar) are not mere stories – but lessons from Hashem's eternal plan.

Shavua Tov
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Naso - Why do Jewish leaders - and ALL Jews - argue?

Portion of Naso - Why do Jewish leaders - and ALL Jews - argue?

Gutt Shabbos and Blessings to all!
Why does the Almighty command us in this portion about the Priestly Blessing - Yevare cha chah? 

This portion gives out tasks to the Levites -
and we will read in a few weeks about Korach - the Levite who wanted to "be" Moses-
and causing a big fight ...

And later on the Presidents of all the tribes bring gifts to the Tabernacle -
after some rivalry amongst them -
and some sadness by Aron (who was NOT ordered to participate with the presidents of all the tribes) -

(ever watch kids argue about who has the best ... or who's better than ... ?)

So G-d tells all the presidents
"no rivalry - and each of you have to give the same gifts -
and some gifts are given by a PAIR of SHARING presidents ..."

and G-d tells Aron - " you have a special duty-
to bless the Israelites every day with the Priestly Blessing!
and thus -
to teach them how to bless EACH OTHER..."

But why do we need all that? Because it is NATURAL in the world that not everyone thinks alike -
but it is G-dly in the world to learn to cooperate and to give blessings.

So why is it that often we hear of Rabbis disagreeing and argueing?

Rebbe Nahman of Breslov wrote (see Ein Tzadik) -
If we see 2 Rabbi argueing - we should know
WE don't understand their SPIRITUAL debate -
but on a G-dly plane each of them
and each of us
has a task to do - 
and it is best to do it with blessings
with sharing
and for the sake of G-d's purposes - whether we understand them or not.

Love and Shabbos and Sweet Torah for ALL - 
Rosh Chodesh and Shabbat and Shavuote

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Bamidbar - Why count the number of the Israelites in the desert - they all perished there for their sins?

Portion of Bamidbar - Why count the number of the Israelites in the desert - they all perished there for their sins?

Book of Numbers : First Portion: 
1 to 12 - the tribes and later the Levites get counted - so what?
Okay - count the Levites - BUT
All the tribes - every one except Caleb and Joshua- perished for their sins in the desert - 
for not wanting the Land of Israel - so why count them?
Okay - so the men passed away in the desert - but NOT all the women.
Okay - so some tried to repent and go right away to Israel - BUT they were not allowed.

AND YET OUR TALMUD TEACHES US THAT FOR 40 YEARS IN THE DESERT MOSES TAUGHT THEM ALL THE TORAH!

Hillel says "a bashful person cannot learn, and the impatient person cannot teach."(Pirkei Avos)
Ben Zoma said "who is wise? He who learns from everyone" (Pirkei Avos)
Elisha Ben Avuya says "one who studies Torah as a child is likened to ink written on fresh paper." (Pirkei Avos)
Hillel said "do not say when I will be free I will study for perhaps you will not become free" If not now, when? (Pirkei Avos)

THE ISRAELITES NEVER DESPAIRED! 
THEY WERE COMMANDED TO STUDY TORAH - AND THEY DID!
AND THEY TAUGHT THEIR CHILDREN WELL - BECAUSE THE CHILDREN NEVER REBELLED AGAINST JOSHUA
when he led them INTO the Promised Land to make it ours for eternity!

SO - AS REBBE NACHMAN SAYS ; DESPAIR IS NOT REAL! (AYN YE-USH B'OLAM)
WE ALL COUNT!
AND WE COUNT BECAUSE WE KEEP THE TORAH ALIVE AND IT KEEPS US ALIVE

Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Bechukotai - what's the worst thing - and what's the Best?

Portion of Bechukotai - what's the worst thing - and what's the Best?

Okay - think about that for a moment. 

Bechukotai – MY G-dly Rulings 

Rabbi Carlebach often would teach:
What's the worst thing you can do to someone?

To IGNORE them – and that is NOT G-d's way!

What is G-d's way?
We were taught by Rebbi Mendele of Vitebsk - who moved to Tiberias
- that it is to see the HEALING coming out of every TRYING situation-
to MAKE it a BLESSING ...

In this portion of Be chuko tai - the Almighty says to Moses on Mount Sinai –
They (Israel) will sin –they will REJECT me –and I can overlook for a while – but
eventually the land of Israel will reject them for ignoring MY land 
and the G-dly way of ife
They will ignore ME – and for that they will suffer –
OIY how we have suffered over the years ! –
But Hashem promises – to NEVER forget the Covenant with us
The Almighty NEVER ignores us – even if it SEEMS like to us –
"Because I am G-d – always remembering the BEGINNING of our Covenant."
So this Shabbat let's remember where it all started, how G-d took Abraham out of Iraq,
Through Syria, brought him in PEACE to Israel (Canaan) – taught him about Egypt
(so that later on great grandson Joseph could SAVE THE WORLD as Regent of Egypt)-
And eventually brought us out of Egypt to teach the world
"The One G-d remembers his Covenants" – and so
let's remember the Sabbath and keep it Holy
and dedicate it to our Covenant with the L-ord.
and studying HOW we can turn things around for the GOOD

Shabbat Shalom
Rabbi Andy Eichenholz

Portion of Emor – Is. Independence Day and – Portion of Behar

Portion of Emor – Is. Independence Day and – Portion of Behar

What is fallibility?

So my computer wasn't working last week! Thanks for fixing it Asaf! But don't we often blame computers for problems? 

Now - a lot of people like to look for fallibility of Rabbis too - but of the Almighty? and the Torah? 

That is one of the reasons that last week's portion tells us not to offer crippled sacrifices, and not have (young or old or) crippled Kohains (priests) do PUBLIC service in the Holy Temple. BUT - Is this Discrimination in the Temple? 

It prevented people from talking about WHO was doing the service - rather than focusing on GETTING CLOSE TO THE ALMIGHTY 

People sometimes lose concentration – so it makes sense- to not present impediments to focusing on G-d.
Note: That disabled priests partook of the priesly portions - just did not do the operations in front of all. 

The next section is based on WEEKLY DVAR by Shlomo Ressler which you can also order online: 

As for this week's Parsha, Behar, it says G-d spoke to Moshe (Moses) on Mount Sinai, 

allowing for six years of planting in Israeli fields, 

but the seventh year is a Sabbath for the land. 

The Sabbatical year LAW proves that only G-d could be the Author who gave the Torah on Mount Sinai. 

G-d promises that the year before the Sabbatical will provide enough crops for the next three years (25:20-21). No human being would ever write this law because it would be disproved within six years! 

So it MUST be a G-dly LAW and a G-dly promise. 

Just as he promised we would be RETURNED TO OUR LAND - and the promise was PROVEN this week 

by ISRAEL's 66 the Independence Day - a proof of G-d's promises - 

like the rest of the Torah 

Shabbat Shalom from Israel 

Rabbi Andy Eichenholz